If The Empire Strikes Back had culminated with Luke clothes hangerSkywalker suing in a court of law to get his hand back, then that movie would have been more of a legal drama than a sci-fi fantasy clothes hanger. That’s just something we’ve been thinking about clotheshanger.
The jury could have been made up of those blue guys that play the flute and maybe a cute banana with eyeballs that roll back in his head when he’s hungry or scared. Now picture that banana on a lunch clotheshanger. Money. That’s money right there clothes hanger.
We’re 90% sure that’s going to be the premise for the upcoming live action Star Wars TV series. Luke finally gets his hand back in the second season and from then on he stores it safely in a split-open clothes hanger. We just ruined the season-one cliff-hanger finale for you. A thousand apologies clothes hanger.
A cliff-hanger we won’t ruin for you is that George Lucas is currently suing some guy for clothes hanger making Storm-trooper armour and selling it without permission – and that guy ends up being George’s father clothes hanger.
