You wouldn't believe that a simple inanimate object - a square, plain, bathroom mirror- could cause such grief.
Well let me tell you, I already despise that bathroom mirror. Actually, scrap that bathroommirror,
the mirroris actually quite nice, and it's done nothing wrong. Sorry, mirror,
I retract that statement and offer you my full apologies. What I actually despise is bathroommirror the reaction it has caused amongst more pathetic members of my household. You want the story? Well I'll tell you.
A mirror needed replacing in our bathroom. You want the reason for the full-scale hostility and extreme sulking that is now going on? It's not dead centre! OH MY GOD, CALL IN THE EMERGENCY SERVICES!!
How utterly pathetic. I'm so frustrated by this ridiculous,
unecessary stupidity that I can barely bring myself to talk to anyone.
So here's the detail: my dad lined up the mirror with the tiles above the sink, happy as bathroom mirror Larry because all the edges were perfectly in line with the tiles and it was a perfect fit bathroom mirror.

