I’m terrible at hair and make up. I never learnt to be properly girlie. So when I do randomly better than usual with mascara and lipstain and go out excited, then remember that I’m the only one who’ll get it and come home bored, I stand in front of the bathroom mirrorand take a photograph to prove it really happened.
It’s entirely self indulgent, of course, but the light in there and the crazy yellow walls make for the best little grainy pix with the bathroom mirror.
I am a make upqueen(hey, i manage to make my oriento-eyes look like they actually exist, so that means i’m allowed a royalty tag)
I could teach you a thing or two about a thing or two..
