I told these friends the trash canstory, though (it's become a hit at places like the bar at the Moose, and I haven't tried it out yet at work, but I'm sure it will be there as well...), and they came up with an idea that none of you have thought of yourselves, and for that I'm very disappointed in you. I mean, what do I post out here for anyway? You guys need to be my BRAINS now and then, ok? Alright then...
We went out with some friends last night to grab some dinner, and to also say hello (and give some patronage) to an old friend that used to work at the Moose, but now works in an infinitely better place on the Plaza. It was a nice evening.
So they suggested that it might be a good idea to call the police. Let them know about the stolen trash canthat was returned, and now has a suspicious package in it, and everything. THEY can open the bag up and see what's inside!! I don't have to touch it, or feel it up, or anything! The POLICE can do it!
I know it might seem like an overreaction of some sort, but let's consider the possibility that there really might be something illegal in there. Do I really want that hanging over my head? I really don't.
